Howdy, Campers, and welcome to Stargazing ConTraption! At the time of printing, I don’t yet know the floor plan for the Troy Somerset, but rest assured - the doors are wide enough at least for room service. (plenty for an inspired costume)

I’d like to take a moment and tank ConFusion ‘93 for Best Sci-Fi Makeup. It is a truly relieving thought to know I don’t have to top Terminator III to win a decent prize!!

After going over some questionnaires (confidentially), I report some interesting findings:

1) About HALF of you LOVE the idea of a P.R.O.P. panel!
2)You’re SPLIT between CASH and Dealer Bucks as Masq. PRIZES! (other responses include ME, MEMBERSHIP, and BEHEADING.
3)STRANGELY ENOUGH, NUDITY ranked VERY HIGH as a PREFERRED COSTUME CONCEPT.
4)A great many (especially of CAPRICON) just don’t know what we are!

Have fun, StarGazers. I’ll be ‘watching’ you!